v0.1 · public beta · 12,487 speakers glowing up · no owl guilt
A man with pastel IPA pronunciation patches resting under his eyes.
the accent patches are here

say it with your whole chest.

44 phonemes · one tongue

θðɾʃʒŋæəɚɫɪʊɒɔ

the method · mindful speech

From consciously-sourced phonemes to obsessively-tuned waveforms, we’re committed to mindful speech. No streaks. No birds screaming at you. Just the tongue, the ear, and three minutes before coffee.

Two friends sharing earbuds, each with an IPA pronunciation patch on their cheek.

“I stopped getting ‘where are you from?’ at standup. six weeks.

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Sara · Berlin → NYC

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Three matte tubes labelled drill, flow, speak — with IPA sticker patches scattered around.

how it works

patch the sound. not the personality.

  1. 01

    record a 3-sec clip

    Your phone mic. No studio, no shame.

  2. 02

    we score every phoneme

    Bar chart. Red where you leak, blue where you slay.

  3. 03

    drill until it sticks

    Tiny reps. Compound daily. Glow up weekly.

Woman with a schwa phoneme patch on her cheek, looking into the distance.

the ritual · 3 min / day

before coffee. after brushing.

Three minutes. One phoneme. Your tongue learns by reps, not by guilt. We swapped the screaming owl for a pastel patch and a quiet score that goes up.

  • 1warm up — hear a native, twice
  • 2record — three seconds, your phone mic
  • 3drill — score on screen, you slide into sleep

no owls

no guilt

no streaks

just reps

no studio

phone mic only

no card

free during beta

the daily schwa

glaze your inbox with one phoneme a day.

One sound. One drill. One gif of a tongue diagram. Sundays off.

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